And so it begins.

So I bought a caravan. I didn't mean to. I was drinking, and decided to place some bids and see how high the existing bidder on eBay was prepared to go. At £450 I stopped and let the sober guy have his prize.

A few days later, I checked in to see how much it finally went for. Turned out, it went for £350 because the other guy had withdrawn his bid. Bugger.

Another £200 later it was here on the driveway. And it wasn't in the greatest shape...